it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."